Alien Contact for Idiots, by Edward Hoornaert
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Alien Contact for Idiots, by Edward Hoornaert
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WHAT’S A WOMAN GONNA DO ... When American Indians from the future move their entire island nation to our Earth, Ell Harmon makes the first alien contact. The take-charge Seattle biologist has yearned to find intelligent aliens, and her dream comes true when she meets Prince Tro Eaglesbrood. Ell and Tro are quarantined together, while the fearful world wonders whether the newcomers are friends or foes, neighbors or conquerors. Ell knows Tro is honorable and Kwadrans are peaceful … but how to convince the world? ... WHEN SHE'S QUARANTINED WITH AN OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD ALIEN? They broadcast a show, which she flippantly titles Alien Contact for Idiots. Every day, Ell interviews Tro and tries to humanize Kwadrans. The show is wildly popular, and the romance developing on-screen between Ell and Tro reassures the world. If a smart woman like her can fall for a Kwadran, they must not be monsters, right? But Tro’s duty lies with his people, and soon that duty threatens not only the show but Ell’s heart -- as well as the peace and survival of our world.
Alien Contact for Idiots, by Edward Hoornaert- Amazon Sales Rank: #604004 in eBooks
- Published on: 2015-03-12
- Released on: 2015-03-12
- Format: Kindle eBook
About the Author Edward Hoornaert (a.k.a. Mr. Valentine) is not only a writer, he's a certifiable Harlequin Hero; he inspired N.Y. Times bestselling author Vicki Lewis Thompson to write her favorite Harlequin Desire, "Mr. Valentine", which was dedicated to him. In the past, he wrote contemporary romances for Silhouette Books, but these days he writes science fiction adventures--usually with elements of romance. In addition to novelist, he has been a teacher, technical writer, salesman, waiter, janitor, and symphonic oboist. After having 30 different addresses in his first 28 years, his rolling stone slowed in the mountains of British Columbia and stopped in Tucson, Arizona. His high school sweetheart has been his wife for more years than he has fingers and toes to count. Ed and Judi have four children, a dog, and a cat which (unlike some famous authors' cats) is of absolutely no help in writing.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful. I literally laughed out loud... By TeeKay This book started out slow, but stick with it; it is a long story--340 pages. It took some time for the author to establish the world and the characters. It's written in multiple points of view, and I think that took extra time for me to get everyone straight.At about the midway point, the story really took off and I didn't want to put the book down. I literally laughed out loud. Ell and Tro are a fun couple to read. The author is deft at crafting humor in his words.The premise was interesting. And it was fascinating how Hoornaert wove Native American culture with "alien" culture. Very creative storytelling.And I didn't realize until I'd finished ACfI that there is a sequel. I will soon be reading that!
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful. The characters are worth getting to know! By Author Elizabeth Alsobrooks, Book Bling blog reviews Ell Harmon is a Seattle biologist who has always wanted to find intelligent life from another planet, but she may have gotten more than she hoped for when she meets Prince Tro Eaglesbrood, an American Indian from the future who must move his entire island nation to earth.Ed Hoornaert demonstrates his ability to incorporate humor into his writing in a unique and entertaining way in this sci-fi romance. The scientist and alien are quarantined together while the terrified world waits to see if the aliens are friend or foe, so Ell broadcasts a show which she titles Alien Contact for Idiots. She interiews Tro and tries to humanize Kwadrans (the alien American Indians). And of course one can't fail to see the twisted humor of calling American Indians from the future aliens on planet earth.Their budding romance reassures the human populace, but the Prince's loyalty lies with his own people. Nothing ever runs as smoothly as one hopes.There's a lot going on, so take your time settling in or you may miss some important details in the initial world-building. The characters are worth getting to know.Book Bling gives this a solid 4 Stars!
0 of 0 people found the following review helpful. An exciting and funny read. All round good fun. By Natural_bri I am always a sucker for a great science fiction book, and thoroughly enjoy when it is a well-written sci-fi romance. This book ticks both of those boxes and is also an entirely unique read. I have not read anything with a storyline even remotely similar to this and the way the author carried our the story, was also very different. Sometimes, this can result in disaster, as it is too out there, but this book is one of the few that has stepped well outside the envelope and pulled it off very well.I found the unique nature of the book very intriguing, and this was the initial pull for me to read the book. I was drawn in by the blurb and very attracted to the cover. After the first few chapters introduced us to the story, giving us a lot of background detail and base, we jumped in to an exciting and very entertaining story.I found that the author took the time to really create a foundation for the book, in the first chapters, which ultimately meant that the book flowed a lot better throughout. He also gave us very detailed characters and surrounding world. For me, this is one of the most important factors for enjoying a book. I liked that the characters had personality and each was able to interact and grow from their meeting one another. I also liked the depth and attention that was paid to the world. It meant that it was easy to jump in a be part of the story, but it also meant that the story flowed by and seemed to fit perfectly with the surroundings.I found the pace to be very good indeed. It was swift enough to really keep me entertained, but more importantly, it slowed slightly, now and again, to allow for that all important detail to be added.Overall, this was a really good read. I am looking forward to reading more from this author and highly recommend this book to sci-fi, romance lovers.**Ireceived this book for free in exchange for my honest and unbiased opinion.
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